Considered the greatest prodigy of his generation, Daniel mastered such works as “Mary Had A Little Lamb”, and “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” before the age of 3. Out of the ashes of Ludwig Van Beethoven, Sergie Rochmoninov, and Ray Charles came a short, Jewish phoenix in the form of Daniel Goldsmith.
    Daniel studied under the esteemed Russian master, Ivan “Rabinowinsky” Rosenblum, who would blind fold Daniel and break a finger every time he missed a note.
    He wrote his first pun at the age of 5. At the ripe ol’ age of 13, Daniel sold his soul to the devil to finally be able to grow his Samson ponytail-esk beard, best represented as his preteen scruff thinker.
    “ It is just a great way to get chicks, and to catch a good meal for the road,” he explains.
    This “it” that he speaks of, is nothing less than his amazing ability to croon. It sounds somewhat halfway between Bob Dylan caught in a barrel full of whiskey, and Frank Sinatra giving the Heimlich to Rodney Daingerfield.
     Rumor has it that his performances have caused audience members heads to explode, and bodies implode, leaving nothing but a somewhat dried up morsel of wooed and wowed onlookers (refunds will not be given for “headplosions” or “inverted body flipping”) Some of Daniels inspirations include: